Friday, 8 August 2014

Some not so structured thoughts for the weekend.

What if all the Indian batsmen who scored ducks (six of them!) had scored at least one run each? India's total would have still been below 160.

What if I went to Forest Essentials factory or lab? Will I find only beautiful things (read people)?

What if Rahul Gandhi was actually sleep walking in the parliament?

What if Kapil Sharma was doing the the Mobilio rap ad? Would Guthi have done six roles?

What if Snowden had not got a three year residency visa in Moscow? Would he be renting the DVD of Tom Hanks movie, Terminal?

What if Flipkart had not received the billion dollar funding? Will Times Of India miss its revenue targets?

What if the biker in the Hero ZMR bike ad had not managed to shoot the aurora lights? Would it then be a black and white ad?

What if Australia is allowed to participate in Asian games? Will India not send a hockey team?

What if my wife wakes me up on a sunday morning a la Madhuri Dixit in the Maggi Oats Noodle ad? Will I stop eating Maggi or will I be ready to take part in Jhalak Dikhla Jaa?

What if the ICC had found Anderson guilty and suspended him for two matches? Would Broad have taken 9 wickets?

What if the England cricket team run a restaurant? Will they not need a cook, a butler and any roots?

Bura na manna, weekend hai!!!